lazybaby.
June 2011
May 2011
I also think that would probably be called a white whine :)
Wouldn’t it be nice if people asked you that right off the bat? Like, “How would you like your steak?”
Then you could be all, “I’m a bit of a mess right now. I would like to be treated gently and carefully. But I don’t want to feel like you think I’m high maintenance. I would like you to…
I am not exaggerating at all when I say this is the funniest thing I have read all week. Every paragraph is more awesome than the one before it.
(via eoporto)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypochondriasis
just googled “sore throat rash”
what is wrong with me????
why is my neck and chest red and bumpy???
In other words, you are not as indispensable as you think you are. No one is. Not in relationships where self-identity is valued, anyway. So what does that make you? Replaceable. And humans, as Beyoncé proved for ten straight weeks, want nothing more than to feel irreplaceable. And we don’t just want to hear that we’re important, we want to know that we’re the most important. We want proof. We want it written. Not on paper, but on stone! With blood, dammit. We’re selfish like that.
and by we, i mean me
